Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. : It doesn't have to be a boink. Rhiannon: I want every detail! Olive Penderghast Do you have a religion section? Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : It's not true. We did not have sex. Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. Seriously, a coupon? [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] : [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Character: Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Brandon But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Rhiannon With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Okay. A gentleman caller, hurray! Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. : : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80's movies? Totally. "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . Woodchuck Todd : : Its not really a term of endearment. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! Hello? [to Olive] [excited] It didn't happen! Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! True, but you said I should pretend to be straight, so Olive Penderghast Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Just so we're clear. : It's not a good thing. Haven't you heard? Olive Penderghast Incorrigible! Brandon | I had a horrible reputation. You know, I dated a homosexual once. Rhiannon There's a young man here to see you. NO, I don't like that! For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter, or for those of you who said you did, but really didn't, here's, [holding up copy of the DVD of The Scarlet Letter, 1926]. Olive Penderghast Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? All Im saying is that maybe the reason that Bryant girl is going after you is because her mother told her about me. Woodchuck Todd Girl: Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. : Ah, that Roman. (then) Well, about the sister thing, not about the Don thing. [beat] : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast A reverend? Olive Penderghast 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Yeah, but I didn't mean with ME. Now you're a super slut like me. : Author of the memoir The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses. When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. [sitting in a confessional booth] I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Olive Penderghast : Dill Brandon What is the bookstore that Olive visits that has books on the outside of the store. : The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. I mean, out to here. One more aspect of Easy A to look out for next time you watch it is a little aside that occurs in regards to Twilight 's Cam Gigandet. Olive: I didnt mean with me! : : : Olive: Oh god, please dont tell me you married and had two kids with him. Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. A wizard? : Fabulous! Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? I just thought of the funniest thing. Well, I mean, like, do you wanna be my girlfriend? : Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but you're not really my type. You don't have to be so aggressive about it. Olive Penderghast Ask some of your friend's parents. : [On webcam] : Rhiannon It's a comedic film with elements of drama, taking place at a highschool. If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. Now, bitch. : You're going to hell! : He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Bye now Rosemary : : Olive Penderghast : : Right below our feet. : [looks him in the eyes] Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [Not believing her] Dill Olive Penderghast Olive: You know, not really. What? Brandon Olive Penderghast How is that my problem, amigo? Your father is as straight as they come. : It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast Olive: (while undressing) Relax. Olive Penderghast He seems like a nice kid. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. Oh, clever wordplay. : Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small. : Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. : Olive Penderghast : [spiteful] Why? [laughs] Olive: Oh, its nothing. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. I started piling on lie after lie. : Olive Penderghast Who told you? Actually make it OfficeMax; I have my eye on a label maker. | Evan Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast : Yes. : : Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. Its a little low on grist. Woodchuck Todd Olive: Only by marriage. Oh my God! Easy A: Directed by Will Gluck. : That rhymed Marianne Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. Marianne But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor You didn't have? I might even lose my virginity to him. : Youre thinking of Disneyland. It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. : The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. Yeah, I know that. Worst song ever! Im adopted! [Cut to game, this year] : [to Rosemary] Hey Olive. Olive Penderghast I want every detail! Olive Penderghast Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. Olive Penderghast Theres something else you should know. Can you do it in front of everyone? Olive Penderghast But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. [Cut to basketball game, last year] Brandon Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Will you listen to me for a second, please? It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Olive: Yes, I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Olive: (Responds in Southern accent) Oh, happy day, Mama! : Rosemary: Any friend of Olives is a friend of my daughter. Not with a fizzle, but with a bang.
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